"Yo wassup. Welcome to Casa de Hooijer."
"This is where my maid works. That's an original kiteboard-inspired dishwashing station, one-of-a-kind. And you can see the walk-in shower with custom palm thatching to the right."
"And this is the view from the bedroom -- where the magic happened."
"In here I got the living area with custom flooring and authentic ming dynasty hanging lamps, sweet."
"This is the view from our chill out room."
"And out front I got an infinity ocean"
"Here in my garage I've got a sweet Honda 650R with black 21s."
"Thanks for touring Casa de Hooijer. Now get outta here."